From the “Everyone gets a medal” file…
Participation trophy for you…Participation trophy for you…Participation trophy for you…
What?! I showed up
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Category Archives: clamcakes
Down the Drain!
Ever stop to consider – as our appliances get smarter, we, well – go a different direction?
either that, or the armpits
Wondering if your loins are cursed? Well, do they seem to have a mind of their own? Do they want to go on misadventures? Or emit strange noises? Ya might want to get them checked
Ah, philosophy sucks anyway
Apply Liberally!
Now on sale in a 55 gallon drum
Ah, Compassion…!
She picked out a nice spot in the garden for you and everything!
and here I’ve been buying flowers!
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach? To a woman’s heart – do the dishes!
Lie of the day?
“package was handed to the customer”
Can you hear me now? Nope
Tinnitus – giving couples something to (try) and talk about for 75 years!
Painful Bathroom Trips!
beware the nocturnal hunter! She’ll get you while you’re sleeping (as long as you don’t move the furniture