See? You shoulda done your Christmas shopping in July, like normal people! Now get out there and buy your “back to school supplies” before they run out!
As the old saying goes, “six of one, half dozen of another.” So, as you celebrate this year with your family, remember – they may be an agent of ‘Big Cornbread’!
Probably the last place you want anything to try to steal your soul through! Do your household appliances act up this time of year too? Of course, I don’t worry about such things, ‘cuz God tells us, “all souls belong to me,” so I’m safe! But that demon better hope I don’t get diarrhea!!
Whether it’s the government, big corporations, the health dept., or guys wanting gift cards – be careful what secrets you divulge, even in your own bathroom!