Little imps, much like children, don’t listen until it’s too late!
Aw! Does someone need a blast-proof room?
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“You’re call is very important to us . . .”
I’d love to resolve the student debt I never had! How can I give you all my money?
The ‘Chicken infiltration’ plot?
Chickens DO outnumber us 6 to 1. If a certain alzheimer’s
patient signs an executive order to arm them well be in big trouble!
Is it a secret government plot?
Adventure, too!
So, I’ve been working on putting together my book, “Clamcakes: Funny.” A resource book, and comic strip highlighter. Of course, on the newspaper comics pages, there was also the adventure strip – so, of course, I had to include it!
Stay away from the “bitey” end
In honor of ‘Shark Week,’ maybe you should take swimming lessons.
Lesson 1.
- Don’t swim with sharks, unless you’re crazy, that is!
‘Relish’ your food!
Just when you thought it was safe to walk on the beach!
“You’re gonna eat healthy, even if it kills you”
WOW! These security systems are getting a little too good! Good thing it wasn’t chocolate. That’s probably protected by a death ray!
Down the Drain!
Ever stop to consider – as our appliances get smarter, we, well – go a different direction?
either that, or the armpits
Wondering if your loins are cursed? Well, do they seem to have a mind of their own? Do they want to go on misadventures? Or emit strange noises? Ya might want to get them checked
Lick prints on the lab equipment?
Sometimes we can be too smart for our own good!