The Probe Who Cried Wolf?

   Are you impatient for disaster too? Go out in the yard and lecture the sky. Eventually it’ll land on your head. Then you can say, “told you so”

  It’s funny, I’ve been hearing about global warming for a lot of years, just like you. But I grew up on the beach, and –  if I go to the beach I swam at every summer day, the water is still at the same level. Hmmm?

Don’t worry, they’re coming for your submarine, too!

You know – ‘cuz we need all the regulation we can get!
You do realize that, even when you breath out, you’re polluting the air with CO2. Hold your breath until they develop a filter for that, and don’t give me any of that “Oh, but plants need that to breath.”