Just when you thought it was safe to use condiments again!
What, no relish!?
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Happy, Happy, Happy!
While we should “be of good cheer,” people who are cheerful ALL the time, about EVERYTHING, can be annoying!
Might even want to call in an airstrike too!
Submarine versus row boat? Seems like a fair fight to me. Maybe even use the nuclear missile – them environmentalists don’t die easy!
Deep end of the dating pool?
Your dead, you just forgot to lay down
Found it!
Ever a concern, now that bikini weather is here! I’m still having trouble fitting into mine
Reload and repeat
Pay your taxes – the quick and easy way! Ah, the importance of knowing how to use a deck gun!
Stay hydrated!
There’s a rhythm and pace to an argument, ain’t there?
It’s in the Eyes!
Don’t all wives have this power? Don’t they use it together with the ‘Dagger Stare’? Or, the ‘Seismic Foot Tap’?
I hear ya?
Ever have that feeling that no one is paying attention to you?
Not to worry, the government is not only paying attention, but recording you so it can be used at your trial!